Okay folks, get ready for the most exciting event to happen at Public School since Will moved in—The Race To End All Races. Here’s how it came to fruition: Monday night at Neuvo Leon Shaun told Shannon, an accomplished cross country runner in high school, that running is not a sport. After a very heated debate over what constitutes a sport, they decided to race to settle it. Upon hearing of this, Jay B, who claims to have run before, took offense and wanted in on the action. So, we’re looking at a grueling three person three mile race through rough terrain in 100 degree Austin heat. The race is scheduled for late August, to give all runners a chance to train.
The next two months will bring up some serious questions for all. Can Shaun back up his trash talking with an impressive victory? Will Shannon’s back problems prove too much for the once unstoppable force? Can Jay B keep up his intense training, or will he burn himself out before the big dance? Stay tuned, we will be giving updates. Casey and I will be filming the race day of to post. We are also taking bets. Place $20 on the runner of your choice and hope it pays off.
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this is bullshit. I should be allowed to race.
I never “claimed” to have run before, I did run before. Cody, you suck at writing posts.
can i get in on this?
You guys should do live streams of the training and whatnot! That would be epic. Just sayin’.
shannon is a babe, even if her boyfriend is friends with this cody schmuck.
why isn’t he racing? i guess its hard to run in high heels and a dress.
But how can you claim that it isn’t a sport? It is clearly the shittiest sport of them all. I would rather watch team handball than marathon running any day of the week.
whoa whoa WHOA….Summer has got the right idea, and the guys should have to do the training in short shorts and knee high socks.
Shannon I hope youre reading this, I’m praying to the back gods that yours will be in tip top shape on race day and that you kick Shauns butt (no real offense to Shaun or his butt but saying running isnt a sport…thats just mean). Jay B good luck to you as well but I still hope Shannon comes in first. Make it a hash run.