Interviews from the Cool Table: Jennifer Daniel

Jennifer Daniel

Jennifer Daniel might be the funniest person on the internet and was recently awarded as one of this year’s JDC Young Guns. We’re all big fans of her work and ability to be ridiculous in all aspects of life. Hope you enjoy what she has to share!

If you are too lazy to read, at the bottom we’ve got a 3d animated version of the interview that is quite entertaining as well.

Q: When you were little, what do you want to be when you grew up?

A:
Age  5 :  Clown
Age  7:  Lion Tamer
Age  12:  Garfield
Age  13:  Artist
Age  15:  Lawyer
Age  18:  Artist
Age  20:  Designer
Age  24:  Illustrator

Q: When did you realize your love for the majestic unicorn?
A: “Majestic unicorn” seems redundant. Also “love” is a strong word. I prefer using an icon to represent my affection: ♥.

Q: Did you go to Public School? If so, did you ever get a swirly in the bathroom?
A: I went to public school Blue Valley High in Stanley, Kansas. Go Tigers.

Q: Has the internet played a particular role in your development as designer?
A: Yes. Everyone is a designer in the era of the internet.

Q: What’s your first creative memory?
A: 
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Q: Who would win in a fight between Hilary Swank vs. Ralph Maccio?
A: Your mom.

So, um, thanks Jennifer! We appreciate your enlightenment and obnoxious use of lorem impsum!

 

 

Footnotes

  • http://breannetrammell.com breanne

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  • http://www.frankchimero.com Frank Chimero

    Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.

    The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then she continued her way. On her way she met a copy.

    The copy warned the Little Blind Text, that where it came from it would have been rewritten a thousand times and everything that was left from its origin would be the word “and” and the Little Blind Text should turn around and return to its own, safe country. But nothing the copy said could convince her and so it didn’t take long until a few insidious Copy Writers ambushed her, made her drunk with Longe and Parole and dragged her into their agency, where they abused her for their projects again and again. And if she hasn’t been rewritten, then they are still using her.

    Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way.

  • http://breannetrammell.com breanne

    frank’s comment is the new lorem ipsum.

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    [...] can see from her rad tat and also a member of The Pencil Factory (alongside the previously posted Jennifer Daniel).  We’re excited to have as Jessica as a guest at the cool kids table today, check it [...]

Works Cited

Written By:

Will Bryant

Date

October 26th, 2010

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